Thank you for your interest in trying to register your Reaper Bank **Afterlife Credit Coin**. Whether you're planning ahead or just extremely optimistic about your long-term prospects, we’re here to help you spend beyond the grave.
Application Status
DECLINED (Temporarily Alive)
Reason for Rejection:
Applicant is still alive
Soul has not been officially processed
No verified haunting address on file
Pulse detected (this is a big one)
Eligibility Requirements
To qualify for an Afterlife Credit Coin, you must:
Be **fully deceased** (no exceptions, no loopholes, no “mostly dead”)
Provide valid **Proof of Passing™** (death certificate, obituary clipping, or dramatic last words witnessed by at least 2 people)
Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: Can I apply in advance? A: We admire your enthusiasm, but no. Please try again after your… transition.
Q: What if I briefly died but came back? A: That’s called a trial account. Please reapply upon permanent status.
Q: Do you check credit history? A: Yes, but we call it your life choices.
Need Help?
Our customer service team is available:
24/7 via séance
Ouija board (standard rates apply)
Whispered into the void
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